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  • Counterblow
  • Never Bloodless
  • The Atomic Eagle
  • Sigma Division
  • The Kennedy Secret
  • The Gilded Treachery
  • Histats

Time for jokes

Look at the clock. It’s a joke time!

Justin Bieber goes to jail.

He writes “Free JB!” on the wall in protest.

Then learns cellmate is dyslexic.

In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the Mystic delivered grave news:

“There’s no easy way to tell you this, so I’ll just be blunt.

Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year.”

Visibly shaken, Leslie stared at the Mystic woman’s lined face, then at the single flickering candle, and finally, down at her hands.

She took a few deep breaths to compose herself and to stop her mind racing. She simply had to know.

She met the Fortune Teller’s gaze, steadied her voice and asked, “Will I be acquitted?”

Kids are not as interested in the actual toy as they are the box that it came out of.

Which is weird because that’s how most guys feel about kids.

A young Korean couple are lying in bed when the guy starts farting continuously.

“That’s disgusting!” shouts the girl.

“It’s the dog,” proclaims the guy.

“Don’t blame him,” she replies, “he was cooked perfectly.”

A minister was seated on a plane bound from Hong Kong to the US with a stopover in Honolulu. After the stopover a crusty old Marine boarded and as fate would have it he was seated next to the minister.

After the plane was airborne, to continue on it’s journey, drink orders were taken. The Flight Attendant asked the Marine if he wanted a drink? The Marine asked for Rum & Coke, which was prepared and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, “I’d rather be savagely raped by a dozen harlots than let liquor touch my lips.”

The ole Marine then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, “Me too, I didn’t know we had a choice.”

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2 Responses

  1. That’s a great start to my day, thanks Steve.

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