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Guaranteed To Work Pickup Lines

Say these to a lady and you will get laid or your money back! But reading this is free to begin with. See what I did there? 😉

You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.

I’ll be Burger King and you be McDonald’s. I’ll have it my way, and you’ll be lovin’ it.

Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?

Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that…your numbers not in it.

It’s a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!

Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.

Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.

You?re so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line.

Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.

Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!

Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!

If you were a library book, I would check you out.

If beauty were time, you?d be eternity.

People call me John, but you can call me Tonight!

See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.

You are so sweet you could put Hershey?s out of business.

Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?

Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean, and baby I’m lost at sea!

You’re like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.

You must be a Snickers, because you satisfy me.

Know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u.

If you were a burger at McDonald’s you’d be the McGorgeous.

I think it is time I tell you what people are saying behind your back. Nice Ass!

Can you take me to the bakery? Because, I want a Cutiepie like you!

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!

It’s a good thing I wore my gloves today; otherwise, you?d be too hot to handle.

I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.

Would you sleep with a stranger? [No] Then Hi, my name is…

If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

I can’t think of anyone else I’d rather survive a Zombie Apocalypse with.

There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.

Was your Dad a baker? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns.

If I had a garden I’d put your two lips and my two lips together.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.

Do you know karate? Cause your body’s kickin!

I’m not trying to impress you or anything, but… I’m Batman!

I want to tell you your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear.

What do you and the weather have in common? You’re both Hot!

I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.

If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.

Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?

How much does a polar beat weight? Enough to break the ice!

You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.


4 Responses

  1. Pure corn, but they might just raise a smile on the girls face.

  2. Some of these would work just as well on guys, so if I het a lay out if it, I will be indebted to you

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