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The worst (best?) Q&A ever. It’s about the B&J…

This is your last chance to click another link. I’m not responsible for you spitting your coffee all over your screen. It’s raunchy, sexist, filthy, and utterly disgusting. So you know I had to post it 🙂 Can’t say you haven’t been warned, enjoy!

Q: What’s the difference between a penis and a bonus?
A: Your wife will always blow your bonus!

Q: Why did God give men penises?
A: So they’d have at least one way to shut a woman up.

Q: Why is being in the military like a blow-job?
A. The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.

Q: What do you call a guy who cries while he masturbates?
A: A tearjerker.

Q: How can you tell which is the head nurse?
A: She’s the one with the dirty knees.

Q: Which of the following words does not belong: meat, eggs, wife, blowjob.
A: Blowjob. You can beat your meat, eggs, and wife; but you can’t beat a blowjob.

Q: Why did the woman smile when she walked down the marriage aisle?
A: She realized she gave her last blowjob.

Q: What’s the best thing about a blow job?
A: The ten minutes of silence!

Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw.

Q: What do you call ball’s on your chin?
A: A dick in your mouth!

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who broke her nose on a steering wheel?
A: She was trying to blow the horn.

Q: What’s so good about an Ethiopian blow job?
A: You just KNOW she’ll swallow!

Q: Why did the blonde give a blow job after sex?
A: She wanted to have her cock and eat it too.

Q: What is the difference between oral and anal sex?
A: Oral sex makes your day and Anal sex makes your whole weak.

Q: What’s the difference between love, true love, and showing off?
A: Spit, swallow, and gargle.

Q: What’s better than a rose on your piano?
A: Tulips on your organ.

Q: What’s the definition of a Yankee?
A: Same thing as a “quickie” only you do it yourself.

Q: What’s sicker than having sex with a pregnant woman?
A: Having sex with a pregnant woman and getting a bj by the baby.

Q: Why do blondes give such good blowjobs?
A: Because that’s what they train for all their lives.

Q: How do you know if your boyfriend has a high sperm count?
A: You have to chew before you swallow!

Q: Whats the differance between a roast beef sandwich and a blow job?
A: You don’t know? soooo…you wanna do lunch tomorrow?

Q: How can you tell when you’ve had a really good blowjob?
A: You have to pull the sheets out of your ass.

Q: Why did the blonde fail at being a prostitute?
A: Because she gave blow-jobs literally.

Q: Why is sex like a game of bridge?
A: If you have a good hand, you don’t need a partner.

Q: Why is 68 the maximum speed for sex?
A: Because at 69 they blow a rod!

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