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Scientific fact: Judi Dench and Derek Jacobi are genetically the same person

There is a conspiracy in Hollywood circles – or maybe should I say London circles? – some powerful people just don’t want you to know. For years, the truth has been covered up, elements of the puzzle only being spoken in frightened whispers. But as an outsider I’m not afraid to lift the veil of secrecy over this bone-chilling enigma.

Here it is: Judi Dench and Derek Jacobi are genetically the same person! One isn’t masquerading as the other, they are not long-lost twins. I submit to you that these two legendary thespians are in fact one and the same. Even their initials are the same but in reverse!

Take a long look at the following evidence:

the truth finally revealed!

For more conspiracies, check out The Kennedy Secret, The Gilded Treachery, The Atomic Eagle, and The Apprentice Spy.

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